One must wonder how the hell Lina Inverse wound up here, but don't wonder too much. It is very, very like that the phrase 'a wizard did it' rings true here. Either way, she's standing there in front of the counter in all her fantasy-land-outfitted, four-foot-ten glory, arms folded as she considers the menu.

Admittedly she can't read the words, but she can see the pictures. And while there's not much in the way of pictures, all that other stuff up there has to be food, right?

Finally, she plunks a bag of coins on the counter.

"I'll take five of everything."

She's dead serious.